搞笑生活哲理句子短句英语(搞笑又有哲理的句子)

1.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time,
so
if
you
can’t
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me
and
I’ll
laugh
at
you.
【笑出心扉】


2.
Some
people
just
need
a
high-five…
in
the
face…
with
a
chair.
【暴躁不香吗】


3.
I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
just
explaining
why
I’m
right.
【理直气壮】


4.
My
job
is
secure;
no
one
else
wants
it.
【安心从容】


5.
I’m
not
short,
I’m
just
concentrated
awesome.
【自信满满】


6.
I’m
not
lazy,
I’m
on
energy-saving
mode.
【深沉懒惰】


7.
I
may
be
a
terrible
person,
but
at
least
I’ve
got
a
great
sense
of
humor.
【随便一笑】


8.
Some
people
say
“If
you
can’t
beat
them,
join
them”.
I
say
“If
you
can’t
beat
them,
beat
them”,
because
they
will
be
expecting
you
to
join
them,
so
you
will
have
the
element
of
surprise.
【心态玄学】


9.
My
wallet
is
like
an
onion.
Every
time
I
open
it,
it
makes
me
cry.
【Cash穷游】


10.
I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
my
camera
keeps
getting
stolen.
【记忆瑕疵】


11.
I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
just
explaining
why
I’m
passionate.
【执着的豁达】


1
2.
The
only
time
I
look
forward
to
a
red
light
is
when
I’m
trying
to
finish
a
text.
【生活美学】


1
3.
There
may
be
no
excuse
for
laziness,
but
I’m
still
looking.
【慢节奏】


1
4.
My
best
friend
was
bitten
by
a
duck
once.
That’s
the
last
time
I
ever
heard
him
say,
“Eh,
can’t
be
that
bad”.
【警惕自然】


1
5.
I’m
great
in
bed.
I
can
sleep
for
days.
【优雅地溜走】


1
6.
I’m
not
lazy,
I’m
just
conserving
energy.
【挖掘潜力】


1
7.
I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
just
explaining
why
I’m
passionate.
【锲而不舍】


1
8.
Life
is
too
short
to
waste
time
on
things
that
don’t
matter.
Like
arguing
with
people
on
the
internet.
【固执极限】


1
9.
I’m
not
messy,
I’m
just
creatively
organized.
【乱中有序】


20.
I’m
not
great
at
the
advice,
can
I
interest
you
in
a
sarcastic
comment?
【脱口而出】